Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle

yeah right!!! lies! all lies! this a mere fabrication of the americans. undoubtedly, they have committed yet another grievous atrocity, this time (gasp!) in sweden! see how they have made such falsehoods to take away our attention from their corrupt and evil ways. how long must we put with such malicious tricks? the next thing you know, they will feed us lies about golf in afghanistan as another desperate attempt to sow more propaganda about their freedom loving ways and good deeds! we are on to you americans! we see through your deception.