Wednesday, June 13, 2007

It's PGMA's fault!

Let's blame her for Fr. Giancarlo Bossi's kidnapping because she did nothing to prevent it.

And for the "extrajudicial killings" because she did nothing to prevent them.

We might as well blame her if the Pope is hurt when he visits the country, because Archbishop Cruz is certain that she'll be behind it. We all know that the most Catholic country in Southeast Asia is more hostile to the Pope than Turkey ever was.

And don't forget the hike in tuition fees this year. Blame her for that too.

In fact, if you're late for work, blame the President. She wasn't at the intersection directing traffic.

If you lost your cellfone, blame the President for her failure to remind you about it.

If you have a cold or flu, blame her because she didn't come to your bedside and give you your medicine.

Remeber, if you have a problem, it's her fault.

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