He gets Zakat for free and buys an RPG
He hasn't much upstairs
He murders on his way to Mosque
And kills infidels everywhere
And underneath his turban
He has C4 in his hair
I even heard him say we all should die
He always runs from US soldiers
But his cowardice is real
He always runs from US everything
Except to murder, rape and steal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Osama's not an asset to the Umma
I'd like to say a word in his behalf
Osama makes me laugh
How do you solve a problem like Osama?
How do you catch a rifle round and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Osama?
A megalomaniac. A fascist. A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him.
Many a thing he ought to understand.
But how do make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you find a nut in Afghanistan?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Osama?
How do you hold a moonbat in your hand?
When I'm with him I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
He's as flighty as a feather
He's an a**hole! He is Satan. He's in a jam.
He'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
He is a whirling dervish out of whirl
He is mental! He's reviled.
He's a nutcase. He's a jinn.
He's a turd!
How do you solve a problem like Osama?
How do you catch a rifle round and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Osama?
A megalomaniac. A fascist. A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him.
Many a thing he ought to understand.
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you find a nut in Afghanistan?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Osama?
How do you hold a moonbat in your hand?
Written by Mentat as a comment at jihadwatch.org, with his apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein.
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