Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Doris Bigornia, a true news reporter

the author obviously came from another dimension of inverted realities. those things which are for our world absurd and false are actually normal and genuine in his, for what else would move such a person so write a grossly laughable and ignorant statment like:

ABS-CBN's "TV Patrol" has every reason to be proud of news reporter Doris Bigornia. Brave, resourceful and articulate, Doris personifies a true news reporter.

see? no self respecting reporter would state such a blatant corruption of our world's realties. otherwise such a writer would either be persisting in utter falsehoods or be totally ignorant of the person that doris bigornia is.

bigornia is a practitioner of the perveted journalism which abs-cbn forcely and blindly feeds the filipino people. thus the writer, being from another dimension correctly notes that bigornia is "a true news reporter," for in his world, reporters do not cover events of great import to the people with disinterested and dispassionate professionalism, but rather apply their own brand of journalism that is rather a mockery and abuse of authentic journalism. she and her allies in abs-cbn however daily portray this as real journalism, often arresting the resistance of the common masses to the crass and rudeness of their language which only belongs in the tabloids whose contents are not even worth a quarter of the paper they are printed on and whose primary use is for wrapping smoked fish.

in a culture where crass language and foul mouthed exuberance is recommended for vendors at the wet market or for the idle drunkards at the nearby beer house, bigornia successfully transforms them to high art worthy of the public. her language, the content of her reports, the words she chooses and her delivery of her reports bespeak of utter stupidity and idiocy, which reek of extreme bias, ignorance and arrogance that often subject the objects of her stories to unncessary ridicule and profound pain. i wouldn't be surprised if these thing characterize her own person and worse, the garbage which the network presents as fair and balanced reporting to the public.

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