Another great American conspiracy

two weeks ago, a horrific video of the beheading of the american hostage nick berg was made available by his terrorist captors over the internet. however, a prominent arab news channel questioned the authenticity of the horrific video of Berg's beheading - "suggesting it's a fake to divert attention from the Iraqi prison abuse scandal."

following this highly developed sense and art of theorizing of "conspiracies" among arabs, i may have stumbled upon yet another great american conspiracy.

it appears that just recently, a major critic of the bush administration, the american film director michael moore, won the top prize at the cannes film festival. this news is surely a blow to the bush administration, as his film would further expose the truth on "how America and the White House reacted to the September 11, 2001, hijacking attacks and the links between the Bush family and prominent Saudis, including the family of Osama bin Laden."

so in order to once again divert such negative publicity from bush, who is seeking reelection to the presidency, the white house blatantly managed to stage a biking accident for bush, who supposedly suffered "minor abrasions and scratches on his chin, upper lip, nose, right hand and both knees."

evidence of such a huge conspiracy is so obvious. the timing alone says so much. it would have taken a great deal of intelligence gathering resources to manage to create a perfect timing to coincide with moore's cannes victory. indeed, the incident bears the hallmarks of the CIA, of course, no one would doubt the hand of the CIA in orchestrating the staged accident. in exchange for his little injuries, bush will profit much.

and of course, you first learned all about this cynical conspiracy theory here, right before any your favorite arabic news channel.